Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

Legion is apocalypse themed fantasy-thriller film starring Paul Bettany, Dennis Quaid and Tyrese Gibson. After God loses faith in humanity, the archangel Michael (Paul Bettany) is the only one standing between mankind and the apocalypse. Legion opens on January 22, 2010.

Popularity: 1%

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen, the sequel to Transformer. The movie opens on June 24, 2009.

Popularity: 2%

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen or Transformers 2 is the sequel of Transformers. The movie opens on June 24, 2009.

Popularity: 2%

Death Race is a remake of 1975 film Death Race 2000, starring Jason Statham and Tyrese Gibson.

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details follow.

Jason Statham and Natalie Martinez in "Death Race"

In the future, prisoners have to compete against each other in the prison’s driving arena to earn the freedom they desire. The movie begins by showing a brutal race between three cars which are all heavily armored and equipped with various guns. Dodge Ram, driven by Machine Gun Joe (Tyrese Gibson) fires relentless at the two cars in front of him and has managed to put one of the cars out of the race. The remaining car is a Mustang driven by a famous driver known as Frankenstein and he is accompanied by a navigator called Case (Natalie Martinez). Joe manages to damage Franky’s car badly and if he continues to do so, there’s no way Franky’s car can take the additional damage. In order to fight of Joe, Franky requests Case to release the tombstone, which is a large piece of armor on the back of the car in an attempt to counter the Dodge Ram which is attacking him. Although it may seem Franky has successfully fended off Machine Gun Joe, due to his fuel tank exposure, his car explodes as his navigator ejects herself from the car to survive the explosion.

The economy of the United States is in turmoil. Conglomerates run most prisons across the country for profit. In Terminal Island Prison, prisoners would fight to death and the cage fights are televised to the world for profit. However, the viewers has become bored with the fighting and therefore the prison has introduced Death Race.

Jensen Ames (Jason Statham) works at a steel mill that is closing down and most workers are staging a protest. Jensen happily receives his minimum wages of 300 dollars and returns home to his wife telling her he’ll find a new job. As Jensen goes to check on his baby, an intruder breaks into his house and kills his wife. When Jensen sees his wife lying down on the floor, the man who has earlier killed his wife sprays him which causes him to faint. When he is awaken, he finds himself arrested by cops as he is caught red-handed with a knife in his hand and his wife’s dead body next to him.

Jensen is then sent to Terminal Prison and is coerced by the prison warden, Hennessey to join the Death Race by hiding behind a mask as Frankenstein in order to deceive the world that Franky is still alive, and to boost the TV ratings for Death Race. She explains to Jensen that if he wins 5 Death Races, he will earn his freedom and she will release him from the prison. Jensen is then introduced to a man who is known as "Coach" (Ian McShane) and his fellow mechanics and the Mustang V8 Fastback, originally driven by Franky.

The races are broken apart into three stages — the objectives of the first two stages are just to survive while in Stage 3, the driver must win the race to edge closer towards freedom. Frank is introduced to his navigator, the same woman who acts as Franky’s navigator. As the race goes on Jensen soon realizes the man who has killed his wife is a racer in the Death Race. Due to this, he gets distracted and ends up finishing last in the first race.

Jensen learns he is just part of the game for Hennessey’s profit scheme. He goes into Stage 2 by questioning his navigator, Case on whether she is told to kill Franky. She admits she was told to sabotage Franky’s defense weapons in order to earn her own freedom. He manages to seek the revenge he is looking for by killing Pachenko (Max Ryan). The remaining drivers are taken by surprise when Hennessey releases her secret weapon, a monstrous juggernaut truck which has managed to take down at least one driver.

Jensen decides to team up with Machine Gun Joe in order to assault Hennessy’s secret weapon, in which they have managed successfully. Before Stage 3 is held, Hennessey has her men fitted an explosive underneath Jensen’s car in order to stop Jensen from winning the last stage of the race and gain freedom. Jensen decides to add a half gallon tank to his car to add to the already big 30 gallon tank. Jensen then has a talk with Machine Gun Joe about something before they battle it out in Stage 3.

In a well-executed plan, Machine Gun Joe has his Dodge Ram to fire an explosive shot, destroying a wall and when Hennessey realizes it, both Joe and Ames have already left the prison yard on the way to the bridge. Hennessey mobilizes helicopters to capture the two escapees but does not realize that Ames has earlier switches position with Case since Case already has her release paper signed by the warden. Joe meets up with Jensen and they board a moving train to escape.

While Joe explains how he wishes he could kill the prison warden, Jensen responds sarcastically and it then shows "Coach" with the explosive that failed to go off in Jensen’s car when the prison warden ordered it be activated. The bomb which was discovered when adding the half gallon fuel tank is then used as part of a plot by Jensen’s crew. "Coach" sends Hennessey’s a gift as a token of her victory she thinks she has obtained when opening the gift it shows the bomb and goes back to "Coach" who says “nobody screws with my car” and pushing the detonator resulting in explosion in the warden’s room, killing her off instantly.

The movie ends with both Jensen and Joe working in Mexico on cars in a junkyard. A car then pulls up showing Jensen’s navigator, Case getting out of the car and saying that her release papers were signed from her last deed of killing the original Frankenstein and the prison warden had no choice but the release her. Jensen shows Case his daughter and they all live happily ever after.

Overall, it is a brutal film, full of violence but lack the substance of a great movie. Somewhat, it is fill with action-packed scenes that are good enough to glue you to the seat.

My ratings: 6 out of 10.

Popularity: 2%

After watching Transformers on June 28, 2007, I didn’t do the review straightaway as I was still in awed of the great action-packed movie. Now, I’m only going to do a sparing review since most of you probably haven’t watched this yet.

Contrary to what most people said about Michael Bay’s movies, Transformers (2007) is probably directed by the most suitable person as Michael Bay managed to prove all the critics wrong by creating such an awesome masterpiece. Although the new Transformers movie has the robots changed its shapes and transformations from the original, they are nevertheless awesome and most suitable for a movie for this generation compared to the 1986 movie. In the making of Transformers, Michael Bay admitted there were more than 10,000 parts just for Optimus Prime – and I believe he means the parts in CGI form.

SPOILER WARNING: Plot and/or ending details follow.

The movie started with the AllSpark cube floating aimlessly in the space after a humongous war between the Autobots and the Decepticons. The cube somewhat landed on no other than Earth. Although Megatron managed to get to Earth before any other Transformers, but he was frozen and dormant. The puzzling thing is, what actually made Megatron frozen? It could be the temperature in the Arctic Circle, but somewhat Megatron managed to kill Sam Witwicky’s grandpa, Captain Witwicky before he got frozen. While Captain Witwicky managed to find the location of the AllSpark cube, he got killed and the rest of the crews somehow transported the gigantic cube back to the States using whatever means they have (they didn’t show this part). Despite the puzzling parts, the movie continues with Blackout (Decepticon) landed in US military base in Qatar and a huge fight scene pursues. Or its more like a one-way war with Blackout destroying almost everything in the base and left only a few survivors.

As the people in the Pentagon found out that Blackout (or an unidentified being at that moment) was attempting to hack into Pentagon to dig some information and all they have got was a signal, they setup many different groups of highly intellectual people (geeks) to investigate and identify the signal. Maggie Madsen (Rachael Taylor) and her team managed to find out that the signal belongs to a living robot with DNA cells but Defense Secretary John Keller (Jon Voight) did not believe in a thing she said unless she has the evidence. As a last resort, she then copied the highly classified data using a 2GB SD card and went to her friend/adviser, Glen Whitmann’s (Anthony Anderson) house to uncover the data. Somewhat the defense department managed to trace them in somewhat a very short time and FBI caught Maggie and Glen.

Then the movie takes us to the classroom where Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) has to present something in his history class. He talked about his grandpa, Captain Witwicky’s great exploration and discovery but ensues to auction off the items (including the glasses) in the classroom with a mouth of words to his eBay auction. His teacher initially gave him a “B-” but he managed to convince him to change it to “A-” which means he gets to get his dad to pay half of his first car, which led us to Bumblebee, initially a 1974 Chevrolet Camaro (later on transforms into a 2008 Chevrolet Camaro). After getting his car, Sam was of course, in pursue of girls, which led us to Mikaela (Megan Fox).

That’s all the story I will reveal as I am quite a bit worried that the FBI will track me down as the US-release is only July 3. LoL!

The movie has a lot of elements which include the Internet age, i.e. eBay, illegal music downloads, etc. which was quite humorous in a way. Somewhat, this movie is highly commercialized with GM’s Chevrolet, Nokia, eBay, etc. If you haven’t watched the Burger King’s ad, watch it here.

Overall, the movie is just freaking awesome. Definitely, “more than meets the eye!” I will watch it in the cinema the second time, the third time and will get the DVD version and watch it on iMax. Anyone wants to watch it with me? I promise I won’t tell. LoL!

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