Torture Your Dog On-The-Go

In this everyday world, multi-tasking is a must.  That’s why people need to be able to do their errands, pamper their dog, and make themselves look like assholes at the same time.  Introducing:

The PuppyPurse, a horrible invention

Puppy Purse

A PuppyPurse?  I know people are lazy, but are dogs really this lazy, too?  If I’mma pay for a dog’s food, toys, shots, and when he’s really old, expensive surgery so he can live another month, could the dog do me a solid — and walk?  Is that too much to ask?

Not only do I have to pick up his crap from the sidewalk, but apparently I have to drag him there, too.  Great work, inventors!

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