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Sexy Chotiros Suriyawong has been rapped by university chiefs – for wearing this stunning dress.

The 22-year-old actress / student – known as Amy – caused uproar in her native Thailand by turning out for an awards ceremony in the Elizabeth Hurley well-known safety-pin number.

But uni bosses in the mainly Buddhist country weren’t impressed and budding actress Amy has been ordered to do some community service, including reading to blind children for two weeks.

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• Liverpool trashes Spurs 3-0 in EPL. Arsenal and Chelsea also win.
• Former WTO chief on Thai junta’s shortlist for new PM.
• Fleshy Kate Winslet is fed up with skinny starlets. “This skinny thing, it angers me so much. It disturbs me,” she said. It disturbs me too. Why can’t all your girls be like Kate Winslet?

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Good evening. Thai Baht goes up despite the coup.

• Photographer tries to runover Cameron Diaz.
• While everyone’s trying to kill everyone else, some nice people like George Lucas donates record $175 million to USC and
  Jolie and Pitt give $1 million gifts to 2 humanitarian groups.
• As Thaksin says he’ll take ‘deserved rest’, so will I.

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Great news! Thai’s currency, Baht has dropped slightly. Jay-Z’s concert ticket is now only MYR 292.75 compared to MYR 296 a couple of days ago. If it keeps on like this, the 3,000 Baht ticket would go down further and it would make me a happy man.

• Thai coup leader says he’ll be acting PM.
• Meanwhile, the real Thai Prime Minister, Thaksin is flying to London.
• Saddam Hussein lawyers walk out of trial.
• Eminem divorce proceedings continue. Well, nowadays, marriage is almost like the restaurants in Bangsar. They dissolve faster than you can pronounce the word ‘yum seng‘.

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