Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

Matthew McConaughey’s girlfriend, Camila Alves gave birth to a baby boy at 6:22 p.m. in Los Angeles on Monday night, the first child for the couple, his rep told People magazine.

The baby weighed in at 7 lbs., 4 oz.

“They’re so happy!” a close pal of McConaughey and Camila Alves, his girlfriend of two years, told People.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are planning to turn their twins into the most lucrative newborns ever by fielding bids upwards of $25 million for the exclusive rights to the first pictures of the “Brangelina babies”.

The couple sold the pictures of their first natural child, Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt, for nearly $5 million and donated the money to charity.

The twins are already honored by the Mayor of Nice even before birth.

According to reports, if they are girls one baby will be given the middle name Marcheline, and the other will be called Jane after Pitt’s mother.

August 19, 2008 is the anticipated date for the twins.

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Not surprisingly, Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with fiancee Pete Wentz’s baby. Even though The Fall Out Boy bassist denied the pregnancy to MTV yesterday, according to a source, Simpson is due in October. She is planning a wedding in Santa Barbara in hopes of being hitched by late May, before she starts showing.

Last Wednesday, Ashley Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged. Now, we know why.

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Howdy pardner! As we move towards year 2007, many things have happened in year 2006, including the death of Saddam Hussein.

• Yes, Saddam Hussein was hanged to death on December 30th, just a day before Al-Hajj!
• Is it possible to fly at 5,000 feet without a plane? Well, this man does it with his own-made jet pack!
• “Pretty woman” star, Julia Roberts is pregnant!

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I am not kidding. I did an online pregnancy test and I’m certified pregnant!

I have the prove, read below: -

First – this is the picture of my baby. Ain’t he cute?

This is the picture of the guy who impregnant me. LoL! You can even choose who you want to be the daddy.

They even choose the baby name for you! Read: I’m the mother. LoL!

Go to http://thepregnancytester.com/ and get a free check-up.

p/s: my first test was actually “No pregnancy detected” but I clicked again and voila.

p/s 2: the first dad to the baby is actually a mailman!

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