Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

These commercials are cool and hilarious. Made me want to get a Nintendo Wii immediately!

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• Student uses pen and gun powder to make pipe bomb as he make threats against his school.
• Alonso really needs a miracle to win after qualifying in fourth for the final race of the season.
• England got buried by South Africa in Rugby World Cup final.
• Finally, Xbox 360 outsells Wii – all thanks to Halo 3.

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• As the F1 season blazes to a great start in Melbourne, Iceman, Kimi blazes the track to win the first race of the season for Ferrari. Rookie Hamilton gets third!
• Meanwhile, Nintendo Wii continues to outsell PS3 and XBox 360 in console wars.
• If only you can eat your mom. Angelina Jolie’s voted the yummiest mummy!
• Japan dot-com mogul jailed in Japanese scandal.

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This Nintendo Wii commercial was filmed in Hong Kong. People are crazy about Nintendo Wii. No doubt about it.

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One little, two little, no, no. One fatty, two fatty, 60 million fat Chinese.

• Google targets newspaper ads?
• In less than two weeks, two new video game consoles will hit store shelves. Sony PS3, then Nintendo Wii.

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• Sony PS3 to outsell Xbox 360, Wii: Japan publisher.
• Steve Jobs for Newsweek: I’m not impressed by Zune. So am I.
• Father of Madonna’s Malawi child wanted him back. That shows not every artist can adopt children like the angelic Brangelina.
• Police want Israeli president to be charged with rape. I see horns.
• Kramnik is World Chess Champion after beating Topalov in rapid tiebreakers.

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