Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

Good evening!

• Dr Sheikh Muszaphar Shukor is blasted off into space. He’s the first Malaysian in space!
• Space rules for Malaysia’s Muslim? The number of Malaysian ever been to Space — one. Now, that’s hilarious.
• Firefox is going mobile. But, ain’t it a little too late?
• Madonna leaves Warner for $120 million deal with Live Nation Inc.

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Good afternoon. As Lunar’s New Year is almost over, many things are blooming while some are not.

• Adobe to make Photoshop online. In an attempt to get a jump on Google and other competitors, Adobe Systems plans to release a hosted version of its popular Photoshop image-editing application within six months, the company’s chief executive said Tuesday. Cowabunga?
• While Madonna’s having problems adopting her first child. Angelina Jolie has no problems adopting her third! Angelina Jolie are claimed to have adopted a Vietnamese boy.
• YouTube to debut three new BBC Channels! Whoa!
• Woman smuggled 51 live tropical fish in skirt! That’s one main reason woman should wear mini-skirts - for security purpose.

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Guten abend! Wie geht es Ihnen?

• Madonna to adopt again. Me, me? LoL!
• Red wine can make you live longer. At least, the scientists have helped fat mice to live longer.
• Christina Aguilera dressed as corpse bride in a halloween party in New York while Paris Hilton dressed as Wonder Woman in a Hollywood party. LoL!

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Good afternoon fellow netizens.

• Sony PS3 to outsell Xbox 360, Wii: Japan publisher.
• Steve Jobs for Newsweek: I’m not impressed by Zune. So am I.
• Father of Madonna’s Malawi child wanted him back. That shows not every artist can adopt children like the angelic Brangelina.
• Police want Israeli president to be charged with rape. I see horns.
• Kramnik is World Chess Champion after beating Topalov in rapid tiebreakers.

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Good day, fellow earthlings. Let’s unearth some mysteries!

• It turns out that spinach contamination is linked to cattle feces.
• Madonna’s adoption is challenged by activists. They began an appeal to stop the child leaving the country.
• US forces killed UK reporter, Terry Lloyd in Iraq.

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