October 6th, 2006 — Jokes, Funny Stuff
Tags: Funny, Lottery
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling: “Pack your bags honey — I just won the lottery!!”
She says, “Oh, wonderful! Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?”
He replies, “I don’t care… Just get the heck out!!”
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