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Johnny Depp is People’s 2009 Sexiest Man Alive. This is the second time Depp has won the title. In 2003, Depp has won the title after portraying as Captain Jack Sparrow in “Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl.” Depp become the only third person to have won the title twice — Brad Pitt (1995 and 2000) and George Clooney (1997 and 2006).

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Alice in Wonderland is a Tim Burton’s movie based on a novel about the adventures of a young girl, Alice, who falls into a magical world full of strange characters and darkness behind every corner. Starring Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter, Alan Rickman, Anne Hathaway, Michael Sheen, Stephen Fry, Christopher Lee, Alice in Wonderland opens on March 5, 2010.

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Public Enemies is a 2009’s Michael Mann movie based on the true story of FBI agent Melvin Purvis’s attempt to stop criminals John Dillinger and his associates.

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Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard in "Public Enemies"

In 1933 as John Dillinger (Johnny Depp) is brought to a penitentiary by his partner John “Red” Hamilton (Jason Clarke) but they are actually there to help their gang members to break out of prison before heading to Chicago to rob banks.

Meanwhile, Melvin Purvis (Christian Bale) and several other FBI agents manage to gun down another criminal, Pretty Boy Floyd (Channing Tatum) and J. Edgar Hoover (Billy Crudup) recruited Purvis to lead the hunt for Dillinger.

At a party, Alvin Karpis offers Dillinger a role in a kidnapping plot but he declines politely stating that the public doesn’t like kidnappings. There, Dillinger meets Billie Frechette (Marion Cotillard), whom he takes to dinner. But when Dillinger begins talking to associates of Frank Nitti, Al Capone’s right hand man, Billie leaves and takes a taxi. Later, Dillinger manages to locate her and beats up a drunker who is verbally abusing her. Impressed, Billie leaves with Dillinger to a motel.

After getting a tip up, Melvin Purvis and his men ambush the motel where he believes Dillinger is staying but they only find an ordinary husband and wife. As Purvis is suspicious of the “husband”, he leaves one of his men to stay behind and watch the door. But, the agent is distracted by someone approaching the door and is killed by the “husband” who turns out to be Baby Face Nelson (Stephen Graham).

While Purvis has mistaken Baby Face Nelson to be Dillinger, Dillinger and his men manage to conduct another robbery and Purvis admits it’s his mistake and demands from Hoover to bring in professionals to help him to catch Dillinger.

When Dillinger and his girl are enjoying their vacation together, the police manages to locate and arrest Dillinger. In the court, Dillinger’s lawyer is able to convince the judge to keep him in the county jail instead of transferring him to the state prison. With the help of a few inmates, Dillinger manages to escape using a fake gun but is unable to meet Billie due to tight surveillance by the FBI.

Later on, Billie manages to escape and meets Dillinger as they spend a night together. The next morning, Billie is recaptured by the FBI and is severely beaten by an interrogator. Purvis and his men come later on and stop the interrogator from his abusive ways.

With the help of Anna Sage, a prostitute who is also Dillinger’s acquaintance by threatening to deport her back to Romania, Purvis manages to track down Dillinger. But, it is another agent, Charles Winstead who shoots Dillinger. Purvis quits the FBI a year later and committed suicide in 1960 while Billie lived the rest of her life in Wisconsin after her release in 1936.

Public Enemies has slight reassemblance like the movie “The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford” where actor Johnny Depp’s character, John Dillinger is the Al Capone version of Brad Pitt’s Jesse James. Asides from Johnny Depp’s incredible performance as Dillinger, Public Enemies is brilliantly filmed in high definition and it has a great cinematography and is beautifully set up.

My ratings: 8 out of 10.

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Public Enemies is the remake of the 1941 classic. FBI agent Melvin Purvis (Bale) sets his sights on American gangster John Dillinger (Depp) and others in an attempt to curb a rampant Chicago crime spree during the 1930s. Public Enemies stars Christian Bale, Johnny Depp and will be released on July 1, 2009.

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Amber Heard who played Seth Rogen’s girlfriend in Pineapple Express will star alongside Johnny Depp in the movie Rum Diary.

She triumphed over Scarlett Johansson for the female lead as she is reportedly willing to pose nude, something Johansson is still unwilling to do.

"Rum Diary" will place Heard at the front and center of a love triangle in the tale of a washed-up, hard-drinking journalist called Paul Kemp (Depp) in 1950s Puerto Rico. Heard will play Chenault, the free-spirited girlfriend of a fellow journalist who cheats on him with Kemp, trying to convince him to run away with her.

Filming on "Diary" is expected to start at the end of March in Puerto Rico and completed by 2010.

Now, this is going to be exciting.

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Today, the 9th of June, Michael J. Fox, Johnny Depp, Natalie Portman and of course, myself, celebrate our birthdays! For the football fans, it is also Miroslav Klose’s birthday today!

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Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street is a 2007 film adaptation of the Stephen Sondheim and Hugh Wheeler musical of the same name. The film stars Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd, while Helena Bonham Carter stars as Mrs. Lovett. Directed by Tim Burton, the movie won the 65th Golden Globe Award for Best Motion Picture (Comedy or Musical) and Best Actor (Comedy or Musical).

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Benjamin Barker (Johnny Depp) is a famous barber and has a beautiful wife, Lucy (Laura Michelle Kelly). Everything is bed of roses for Barker until the appearance of Judge Turpin (Alan Rickman, who is famous for his role as professor Severus Snape in Harry Potter movies) who lusts for Barker’s beautiful wife. As a result, Barker is sentenced to a life of hard labor in Australia by Judge Turpin so that Turpin can get a hand on Lucy.

After being rescued at sea by sailor Anthony Hope (Jamie Campbell Bower), Bejamin Barker returns to London as Sweeney Todd. He is told by Mrs. Lovett that his wife has poisoned herself and his daughter has become the ward of the villainous Judge. Thereafter, Todd suggests to Mrs. Lovett to let him rent the room above Mrs. Lovett’s meat-pie emporium which sells “the worst pies in London”. Since she recognizes him, she takes him in and returns his set of silver razors while he vows to take revenge upon those who have destroyed his life and family.

Meanwhile, Anthony catches glimpse of and falls in love with Johanna, the barber’s daughter, at a window of the Judge’s home. Judge Turpin catches him glaring at his ward, so he invites Anthony into his home and has Beadle Bamford (Timothy Spall), his brutal henchman, beats him and warns him to stay away.

Todd and Lovett go to the market and see Tobias Ragg (Edward Sanders) who advertises a product called Pirelli’s Miracle Hair-Growth Elixir. After exposing Pirelli’s Miracle Hair-Growth Elixir as merely piss mixes with ink, Todd challenges him to a shaving contest with his silver razors against £5 that he can shave a man faster and better. With Beadle Bamford judging the contest, Todd wins handsdown even though he starts shaving a lot later than Pirelli. Bramford congratulates him and promises to pay him a visit before the week is out.

Johnny Depp as Sweeney Todd, looking at his shiny silver razor and promises to exact his revenge

Todd is impatiently waiting for the Bamford’s visit when suddenly Anthony, the sailor pays him a visit, telling that he’s met a girl he wants to rescue. Todd and Mrs. Lovett figure out that this is Johanna, and Mrs. Lovett tells him to bring the girl to the shop. After Anthony leaves, and Mrs. Lovett attempts to soothe Todd’s impatience, encouraging him to enjoy the planning and execution of the revenge. Suddenly, Todd spots Pirelli in the street coming to his shop. Todd tells Mrs. Lovett to keep Tobias, Pirelli’s young mistreated assistant, downstairs while he deals with the Italian upstairs. Pirelli reveals himself to be an Englishman named David Conner who as a boy once worked in Todd’s shop – he has recognized him as Benjamin Barker. When he attempts to blackmail him for half of his earnings forever, Barker has no doubt but to beat up Pirelli to unconsciousness and finishes him off by cutting his throat with his razor.

Turpin decides to marry the 15-year-old Johanna after watching Johanna throw her house key to Anthony, but is disappointed to find that she is not keen at all. Bamford suggests that Turpin visit Todd for a shave to make himself more presentable. When Turpin arrives on Fleet Street, Todd begins to give Turpin a shave and is about to slit his throat when Anthony bursts in to the shop, shouting that Johanna has agreed to escape with him that evening before noticing Judge Turpin in the chair. Turpin leaves in a rage, vowing also never to return to the shop upon seeing “what company Todd keeps”.

The loss of his chance for revenge pushes Todd over the edge into a mad, violent epiphany in which, between bouts of despair over the loss of his wife and daughter, he states that all men deserve to die either as punishment or relief and decides to kill them indiscriminately, vowing to eventually kill Judge Turpin as well. Todd goes on singing, “There’s a whole in the world like a great black pit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it, and its morals aren’t worth what a pin can spit…”

Later, they figure out what to do with Pirelli’s body. Todd is slow to catch on as she begins to suggest they use the body as meat for her pies (as regular meat is expensive). Upon catching her drift, Todd is immediately excited by the idea. Todd assists this enterprise by creating a mechanism enabling his barber’s chair to empty into a chute allowing bodies to fall into the basement bakehouse in the shop below.

Judge Turpin returns home to find Johanna packing to leave. Enraged by her perceived ingratitude and his own frustrated lust, rather than allow her to escape he has her taken to new lodgings. Anthony sees this and tries to follow on foot, but loses her. Meanwhile, the meat pie shop prospers fantastically, the customers clueless as to the nature of Mrs. Lovett’s true recipe. Customers fascinated by the pies stop upstairs for a shave, and end up getting their throats slit. With business booming, Mrs. Lovett confesses her desire to marry Todd and tell him to let go of the past. Anthony bursts into the shop, interrupting this intimate moment to tell Todd that he has found Johanna, locked in Fogg’s asylum. Todd tells Anthony to disguise himself as a wigmaker’s apprentice in order to gain admission to the asylum and rescue Johanna. Meanwhile, Todd sends Tobias to Turpin with a letter describing Anthony’s plan to steal Johanna, so as to lure the Judge to his shop that night.

Tobias returns to Mrs. Lovett after delivering the note, and hints to her his suspicions about Mr. Todd’s doings in the shop above, vowing to protect her from him during what becomes a moment of mother-and-child affection. To distract him, Mrs. Lovett pulls out Pirelli’s purse and gives him a penny to go buy some candy, but Tobias recognizes the purse as Pirelli’s and wants to go to the police immediately. She then tricks him downstairs by offering to finally show him the bakehouse, before locking him in as he eats a meat pie. She goes to get Todd, alerting him of Tobias’ knowledge of their plans. Beadle Bamford surprises them downstairs – he has arrived on neighborhood complaints to investigate the foul smell which comes from the shop at night, and requests to see the bakehouse. Todd persuades him into coming upstairs first, and kills the Beadle by slashing his throat. Meanwhile, down in the bakehouse, Tobias discovers what the pies are made of, when he finds a portion of a toe in one pie. He becomes hysterical when the Beadle’s body drops from the ceiling, covered in blood. Todd and Mrs. Lovett search for him but are unable to find him because he has escaped into the sewers.

Anthony and Johanna return to Todd’s shop to find it empty. Reassuring her that he will return in half an hour to take her away, Anthony leaves Johanna to hire a coach. Disguised in men’s clothing, Johanna walks around Todd’s but panics and hides in a trunk when a crazed beggar woman (seen throughout the film) enters, having followed the Beadle to warn him of the “witch” downstairs. Todd returns to the shop and angrily inquire why the beggar woman is up in his place, who in return tells him that Mrs. Lovett is evil and then claims to recognize him. Upon hearing the Judge coming, Todd panics and swiftly cuts her throat so as to finally get his chance to take his revenge on the judge. Todd convinces Turpin that Johanna has seen the “error of her ways” and waits eagerly for him below in Mrs. Lovett’s. Setting him at ease, he sets Turpin in the shaving chair and reveals his true identity as Benjamin Barker before he viciously stab Turpin’s neck with the blunt end of the razor, finishing him off with a slash to the throat. After killing Turpin, he sits calmly reflecting, covered in blood, before realizing Johanna is hiding in the steamer trunk. He drags her out and prepares to kill her (not knowing her true identity as she is disguised as a young sailor), but is distracted by a scream from Mrs. Lovett and tells Johanna to forget his face before vanishing out the door.

Mrs. Lovett screams as Turpin is grabbing her skirt with the last of his strength. He soon stops and dies. As Mrs. Lovett notices the body of the beggar woman and, recognizing her, she drags the body towards the furnace until Todd tells her to stop. Todd instructs her to open the furnace while he picks up the bodies, but the open door casts a shaft of light on the beggar woman’s face and he recognizes her as his wife, whom he had presumed dead. Todd kneels next to her in shock and petrified despair at what he has done, as well as the fact that Lovett lied to him. Initially she denies lying, telling him that she had only said Lucy took poison, not that she died. Later on, Mrs. Lovett admits that she didn’t inform Todd of this last detail because she is in love with him and would make him a better wife. Todd ostensibly brightens, coaxing the frightened Mrs. Lovett to dance with him, telling her that one mustn’t dwell on the past and that “what’s dead is dead” and then suddenly throws her into the open furnace. She cries and screams awfully before burning to death seconds later. He returns to his wife’s side, holding her dreamily in his arms. Out of a sudden Tobias climbs out of the sewer grate and slowly creeps up behind him before picking up the razor and slits Todd’s throat and the movie ends with Todd’s body supine in a spreading pool of blood with his dead wife in his arms.

Yes, the movie is a musical-based comedy and yes, the movie did not advertise as being musical. And the fact that the film has won the Best Motion Picture in the Musical or Comedy genre and Johnny Depp has won the Best Actor (Comedy or Musical) in the Golden Globe for his performance as Sweeney Todd reminds you that every Tim Burton’s film with Johnny Depp in it is something not to be missed.

My ratings: 8 out of 10. Ar eally wonderful musical comedy. Everyone sings well albeit the hilarious lyrics. Just love it.

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Watch Johnny Depp in Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, a movie based on the hit Broadway musical which tells the infamous story of Benjamin Barker, a.k.a Sweeney Todd. Opens this Friday (December 21, 2007) in the US and Canada and January 2008 in other countries.

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Make sure you arm yourself with a pen just in case you run into Johnny Depp.

For the third straight year, Depp has been called the most gracious celeb around when it comes to providing fans with his John Hancock, according to Autograph Magazine’s annual list of the 10 Best and Worst Hollywood Signers.

Depp’s similarly approachable colleagues, according to Autograph, include Matt Damon, George Clooney, Jack Nicholson, Rosario Dawson, John Travolta, Katherine Heigl, Jay Leno, Dakota Fanning and Russell Crowe.

Meanwhile, if you see these stars on the street, better run for your life:

Will Ferrell, Tobey Maguire, Joaquin Phoenix, William Shatner, Renée Zellweger, John Malkovich, Julie Andrews, Bruce Willis, Teri Hatcher and Scarlett Johansson.

They won’t bother giving you a signature. Worse still, one of them would even throw your camera away. You know who I am talking about, right?

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Everyone starts off as a naked adult

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I choose to be a gay without pants and 50 Cents is my gay partner, LoL!

I show Johnny Depp who is the real pirate! Yarrr!!!

I am a modern pirate with an American bulldog in Venice!

I cartoonized myself using Sketch technique

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