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Three-time Academy Award winner Jack Nicholson announced his endorsement for Democratic candidate, Hillary Rodham Clinton, in a very original and successful manner. Nicholson released a video on You Tube featuring scenes from some of his most famous movies. The video has been viewed more than 1.2 million times.

The video is meant to help Clinton get into state primaries Tuesday in Texas and Ohio. The video contains excerpts from Batman, The Shining, Chinatown and A Few Good men.

Other celebrities endorsing Clinton are director Steven Spielberg, actress-singer Barbra Streisand and actress Eva Longoria-Parker.

Meanwhile, Clinton’s rival, Obama enjoys the support of celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney and Robert De Niro. Hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons has also announced his endorsement for Obama.

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As Valentine’s Day is around the corner, here are “Top 10 Hillary Clinton’s Tips for Making Your Man Happy”.

10. Ketchup-flavored lip-gloss

9. On special occasions, have the marine band play Fleetwwod Mac hits

8. “Air force one mile high club”

7. Give him pep talks: “Compared to you, Lincoln was just a monkey in a top hat”

6. Lean close, put your mouth to his ear, and whisper, “Bubbaaaaaaa”

5. Spend plenty of time inside the beltway, if you know what I mean

4. Take him away for a quiet weekend of taxing and spending

3. Every once in a while, let him run the country

2. Add a little spice in the bedroom by dressing up as a McDonald’s waitress

1. Two words: Fry everything

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