As Valentine’s Day is around the corner, here are “Top 10 Hillary Clinton’s Tips for Making Your Man Happy”.
10. Ketchup-flavored lip-gloss
9. On special occasions, have the marine band play Fleetwwod Mac hits
8. “Air force one mile high club”
7. Give him pep talks: “Compared to you, Lincoln was just a monkey in a top hat”
6. Lean close, put your mouth to his ear, and whisper, “Bubbaaaaaaa”
5. Spend plenty of time inside the beltway, if you know what I mean
4. Take him away for a quiet weekend of taxing and spending
3. Every once in a while, let him run the country
2. Add a little spice in the bedroom by dressing up as a McDonald’s waitress
1. Two words: Fry everything
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