Halloween Cake of A Hand Holding an Eyeball

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Halloween Cake of a Mummy

Halloween Cake of a Ghoul

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The easiest way to pick your Halloween costume is by looking at the summer blockbusters for the year. Let’s see, we have “Transformers 2″, “Star Trek”, “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” and not forgetting “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”. Now, Transformers may be a cool movie but dressing up like Bumblebee or Optimus Prime is not cool at all, especially for adults. Dressing up like Spock in Star Trek in the meantime is only cool if you’re a “Trekkie”. What about “Harry Potter”? The first “Harry Potter” movie was released nearly 8 years ago, so it’s not happening anymore.

So, what’s hot?

Let’s see, after generations and generations of vampire movies, we are still getting plenty of those now. The second season of “True Blood” was just over. And in a month time, the sequel to “Twilight”, namely “New Moon” will be released in the cinema. So, you won’t go wrong with being a vampire whether your lover is Sookie Stackhouse or Edward Cullen.

Here are the list of things you’ll need if you plan to dress up as a vampire: -

1. Vampire Fangs

$14.99 from Amazon

2. Vampire Makeup Kit

$19.00 from Amazon

That’s about all you need as nowadays, unlike the ancient vampires, the modern vampires wear T-shirt and jeans just like the rest of us. The total cost? Around $30 bucks for your 2009 Halloween costume.

However, if you have the extra cash, you can still get the gothic vampire dress for the women and the vampire cape for the men.

For me, I’ll just get this cool vampire bites tattoos and my 2009 Halloween Costume is… “Fang banger”. Oh yeah. Will only cost me $2.70.

And no, I’ll not play Lafayette, the fang banger. Jessica Hamby is my favorite vampire, get it?

Check out this article to understand why kids in Asia should be afraid.

Anyways, Happy Halloween, everyone and don’t accept candies from China!

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This movie opens at the end of October, coincide with Halloween!

• Steve Irwin attends Satan’s party in South Park. LoL!
• Saw III dominates the box office on Halloween weekend. Horror rules.
• Cub Scouts’ Halloween truck in parade catches fire.
• Nicky Hayden is 2006 MotoGP World Champion. Hail the Americans!

THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER GIVE OUT:

Apples
…or any other fruit for that matter. Not only is it disappointing as hell for a little kid expecting a Snickers, but there’s a good chance it’ll get smashed under the heft of the rest of the candy, leaving brown mush all over the candy they got from people who aren’t total kill-joys.

Marshmallows
They taste great, sure, but they came in a bag and everyone knows you have to take them out with your grubby hands. No one wants to eat that, not even little kids. If they don’t get dirty from your hands touching them, they’ll just get dirty in the bag and get thrown out later. Spring for something with a wrapper, cheapo.

A bag of pennies
Maybe back in the day a dime bag full of pennies could buy you some candy, but those days are long gone. Think about it, it’s like giving away a gift certificate for a piece of gum…and we’re not talking about the high-class teeth-whitening kind either.

Smarties
They’re small, chalky and get some kind of powder all over just about everything they come in contact with. Plus, it’s cliché. In our eyes, tradition has no place in candy consumption.

Those crappy lollipops they have at the bank

They’re free at the bank for a reason. Well, several reasons actually. The first being that they’re almost free. You can get a two-ton bag of them at your local warehouse store for less than the price of one real Twix bar. The second reason is because they taste like crap.

Anything you made yourself
In your eyes, you’re going out of your way to give kids a special and unique treat that goes above and beyond the normal fare. In their eyes you’re giving them a crappy cookie that their parents will throw away as soon as they get home for fear of it containing razor blades. So, we guess this one is all right if you only give them to kids with neglectful parents. Or orphans.

Raisins
Possibly the crappiest item on the list, those little boxes of raisins never get eaten. People generally give them out under the pretense that they want to make kids healthier. In reality, they give them out because they hate fun. It’s Halloween, let kids eat a friggin’ Milky Way.

Granola bars
Granola is for hippies, and sometimes for breakfast.

THINGS YOU SHOULD GIVE OUT:

Anything made by a real candy company
We’ve all heard of Nestle and Hershey, mainly because they’ve been around forever and make kick-ass candy. Kids will be unhappy when you clutter their bags full of Mrs. Mary’s Minty Peanut Caramel Logs.

Slim Jims
The only non-candy substance we condone handing out on the scariest day of the year is meat. Since a package of hot dogs probably wouldn’t go over so well, your best bet is probably a handful of these surprisingly delicious meat sticks.

Candy apples
We know we said no fruit, but when it has been dipped in candy, it’s hard to complain. For an even better effect, try dipping a Slim Jim in the candy apple coating. Who knows, it might get your mug on Food Network. Or the local news.

(Via StuffMagazine.com)

Sony Laptop Battery Pack – What you need: Rectangular piece of cardboard or foam, black paint, a lit cigarette (to simulate the smoking effect). Bonus points for carrying those little poppers that explode when you step on them.

Sony Rootkit-Infected CD – Large circle of cardboard covered in aluminum foil, evil laugh. (Just as scary as the battery.)

LonelyGirl15 (pictured) – What you need: T-shirt or tank top, pony tail scrunchy, tweezers (to pluck eyebrows immaculately), age-diminishing cream, Aliester Crowley books, feather boa, purple monkey puppet, general sense of rebellion and ennui about life.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs – Black turtleneck, blue jeans, iPod, glasses, smug grin.

Firefox – What you need: Fox outfit, lighter fluid, match, sense of irony, fireproofness, legion of geek followers.

The TRON Guy – Awesome TRON bodysuit, pot belly, no sense of shame.

Former HP Chairman of the Board Patricia Dunn – Liza Minnelli haircut, expensive women’s suit, reporter’s telephone records that you have no idea how you got, pink slip.

(Via Christopher Null @ Yahoo! Tech)