Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

BoardofWisdom.com has some really funny jokes – the best geek quotes, sayings and phrases! The top quotes are voted by the users. So go ahead and laugh (you will understand these jokes only if you are a true geek). ROFLMAO!

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

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2. If at first you don’t succeed; call it version 1.0

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6. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly

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This Christmas, if you ain’t going anywhere, maybe you can get these DVD’s and watch at home with friends and family.

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Ghost? Zombie? Nixon? Man, these costumes are old news. This Halloween, why not dress up as something from the geek universe? Christopher Null from Yahoo! Tech suggested the following:

Sony Laptop Battery Pack – What you need: Rectangular piece of cardboard or foam, black paint, a lit cigarette (to simulate the smoking effect). Bonus points for carrying those little poppers that explode when you step on them.

Sony Rootkit-Infected CD – Large circle of cardboard covered in aluminum foil, evil laugh. (Just as scary as the battery.)

LonelyGirl15 (pictured) – What you need: T-shirt or tank top, pony tail scrunchy, tweezers (to pluck eyebrows immaculately), age-diminishing cream, Aliester Crowley books, feather boa, purple monkey puppet, general sense of rebellion and ennui about life.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs – Black turtleneck, blue jeans, iPod, glasses, smug grin.

Firefox – What you need: Fox outfit, lighter fluid, match, sense of irony, fireproofness, legion of geek followers.

The TRON Guy – Awesome TRON bodysuit, pot belly, no sense of shame.

Former HP Chairman of the Board Patricia Dunn – Liza Minnelli haircut, expensive women’s suit, reporter’s telephone records that you have no idea how you got, pink slip.

(Via Christopher Null @ Yahoo! Tech)

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