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Angelina Jolie has landed herself on the top spot of Forbes’ Celebrity 100 List dethroning Oprah Winfrey, who had the top position for the past two years.

Angelina Jolie made $27 million last year compared to Oprah Winfrey’s $275m but her high profile and appearance in films like “Wanted” and “Kung Fu Panda” catapulted her to the top spot. Oprah Winfrey now drops to second place remains as the top earner.

Madonna, Beyonce and Tiger Woods come next at number 3, 4 and 5 respectively. Also in the top 10 are Bruce Springsteen, Steven Spielberg, Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt and Kobe Bryant.

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Below is Forbes’ list of Hollywood’s 20 Top-Earning Couples between June 1, 2007 and June 1, 2008. Guess which couple made the most money?

Number 20

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson $9.5 million

Number 19

Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez $11 million

Number 18

Josh Duhamel and Fergie $13 million

Number 17

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes $13.25 million

Number 16

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner $14.5 million

Number 15

Seal and Heidi Klum $15.5 million

Number 14

Deryck Whibley and Avril Lavigne $18 million

Number 13

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow $19 million

Number 12

Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher $20 million

Number 11

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker $21 million

Number 10

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart $22 million

Number 9

Tony Parker and Eva Longoria $22.5 million

Number 8

Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman $25 million

Number 7

Gavin Rossdale and Gwen Stefani $28 million

Number 6

Judd Apatow and Leslie Mann $30 million

Number 5

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie $34 million

Number 4

Tim McGraw and Faith Hill $35 million

Number 3

David Beckham and Victoria Beckham $58 million

Number 2

Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith $85 million

Number 1

Shawn (Jay-Z) Carter and Beyoncé Knowles $162 million

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Hey there. Sometimes money can buy you things like Paris Hilton. Sometimes money can’t buy you things you wanted.

• Ivanka Trump’s new implants don’t look so hot. Money can’t buy everything.
• Lindsay Lohan’s grandma says actress needs love. I bet my grandma would say that too, if she’s still alive.
• Kurt Cobain becomes Forbes’ top dead celebrity earner. He beats Elvis for the first time.

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