Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

John Harris, the staff writer of The Onion is selling a joke on Ebay. The winning bidder will get the joke hand-printed on a 3×5 index card and mailed to them upon receipt of payment.

The bidding started at USD $0.57. And the price now is at USD $350 with 64 bids at the time of writing. Whoa, that’s quite a joke, ain’t it?

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Good day! Today’s the birthday of Lionel Messi, the Argentine footballer as well as Arturo Lupoli (Italy), Kevin Nolan (England), Cicinho (Brazil), Juan Román Riquelme (Argentina), Shunsuke Nakamura (Japan), Pantelis Kafes (Greece) and Luis García (Spain)! All of these footballers’ birthday falls on June 24th — a coincidence or what?

• Euro 2008 may take a rest for now, but you can check out the Euro 2008 babes.
• Boy George is banned from entering US due to bad karma.
• Man sells life on eBay after divorce. His package includes his car, home, jet ski, hobbies, friends and even job!

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I read about this in a local newspaper a couple of days ago, and I checked out e-Bay, so it’s true! Click here to look at the listing, bid for it, or just check it out. Hurry! Only two days left for bidding.

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