Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

My only reason to watch Battlestar Galactica: To watch Number Eight! Hilarious as usual!

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Watch as JAY-Z performs Roc Boys (And The Winner Is)… from his latest album “American Gangster”.

Get JAY-Z latest album - American Gangster now! (In store, November 6)

(Via JAY-Z Hard Knock Site)

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Paris Hilton was on David Letterman Show on September 28, 2007. Watch how David Letterman destroys Paris bit by bit. Really hilarious!

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I know Christmas was over, no, wait, Christmas has twelve days.

Anyway, here are Letterman’s Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear From A Guy Dressed As Santa

10. “All I want for Christmas is a handful of Vicodin”

9. “Maybe this Christmas, someone will give you a shirt that’s not that ugly”

8. “What do you want for Christmas…Ah, I really don’t care”

7. “Feel my beard — It’s 100% squirrel”

6. “My rabbi said I’m going to hell for wearing this”

5. “Ho…Ho…Ho” (points to 3 old women)

4. “I may not be the real Santa, but that doesn’t mean I haven’t seen you while you’re sleeping”

3. “Enjoy the last Christmas before we get nuked by the North Koreans”

2. “Hey handsome, meet me under the mistletoe in 10 minutes”

1. “For a hundred bucks, I’ll let you unwrap me”

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Howdy! What’s the 411?

• Finally Mary J. Blige gets her “breakthrough“! Mary J. Blige wins nine billboard awards!
• More people will continue to stay up late as CBS extends Letterman’s contract. Goody!
• Are your kids brainwashed by ads? Doctors: Kids Are Too Vulnerable To Ads

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