Yowazzup: A Directory of Happening Things

Good evening!

• No mour Mourinho for Chelsea! Apparently, the entire world gets a shock when Chelsea’s manager quits so abruptly.
• 50 Cent is stronger than Kanye West in New Zealand.
• Matthew McConaughey will replace Owen Wilson in Ben Stiller’s latest comedy, “Tropic Thunder.” But, the question everyone’s asking now is – who will replace Jose Mourinho?

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Good morning, world!

• Microsoft launched Windows Vista in style in a party in New York City.
• In an EPL match last night, Liverpool beats West Ham to close gap on Chelsea.
• Holy cow! Harry Potter strips his clothes.

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Good morning! It’s a Sunday morning!

• Liverpool beat Chelsea 2-0 in an EPL game in Anfield.
• Love designer goods? New LG phones wear Prada!
• J.K. Rowling is the second richest woman in global entertainment. Guess who is first? Oprah. LoL!

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Good morning. Here are some quick updates:

• West coast meets East coast? Schwarzenegger visits Bloomberg’s New York.
• Child Madonna hopes to adopt is “heading for London”.
• In English Premier League, Chelsea goalie may be out for at least six months.

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Good evening.

• Liverpool trashes Spurs 3-0 in EPL. Arsenal and Chelsea also win.
• Former WTO chief on Thai junta’s shortlist for new PM.
• Fleshy Kate Winslet is fed up with skinny starlets. “This skinny thing, it angers me so much. It disturbs me,” she said. It disturbs me too. Why can’t all your girls be like Kate Winslet?

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