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• Yahoo CEO, Jerry Yang said no decision yet on Microsoft bid to buy Yahoo for $44.6 billion.
• Meanwhile, the officials said Ledger died of prescription drug abuse.
• Britney’s mom alleges manager controlled singer with drugs. Will Britney ends up like Ledger?

Number 20

Sanjaya, the “American Idol” contestant who “made William Hung sound like Josh Groban.”

Number 19

Tainted pet food.

Number 18

Toe-tapping Idaho Sen. Larry Craig, whose “wide stance” explanation following his arrest for lewd conduct in an airport men’s room instantly entered the comedy pantheon for “All-Time Lamest Excuse.”

Number 17

Alberto Gonzales “The Nation’s Chief Flawed Officer” — and before the American Bar Association named the disgraced attorney general “Lawyer of the Year,” no less.

Number 16

Lindsay Lohan. You’ve got to hand it to her for managing to cram an entire career’s worth of mistakes into just a few scant years.”

Number 15

“If I Did It,” by O.J. Simpson.

Number 14

The Creation Museum in Petersburg, Ky.

Number 13

“The Sopranos” for its “ungrand un-finale.”

Number 12

Convicted Scooter Libby, “A Man For All Treasons.”

Number 11

Keith Richards, for reportedly snorting his dad’s ashes with coke.

Number 10

“Isaiah Washington Bashes Homosexuals.” Another celeb whose bigoted words cost him his job, surpassing “frigid, right-wing hatemonger Ann Coulter” and NBA’s Tim Hardaway “for sheer stupidity and intolerance.”

Number 9

“The Giant Toy Recall — A China Pattern,” features such surefire stocking-stuffers as “Poison Me Elmo,” “Thomas the Tainted Engine” and the “Easy Burn Oven.”

Number 8

“The Crazy Diapered Astronaut,”Lisa Marie Nowak, or “Houston, We Have a Mental Problem” — tastefully illustrated with a box of Unrequited Luvs” diapers.

Number 7

Paris Hilton, “The Ultimate Dumb Blonde Joke.” “Amazingly, her jail sentence wasn’t punishment for her career (even though her CD arguably warranted the death penalty).”

Number 6

The Anna Nicole Smith Paternity Trial. You remember, that revolting, distasteful spectacle everyone hated, that occupied countless hours of broadcast news time. “There was a dead blonde, so odds were good O.J. had some involvement.”

Number 5

The Walter Reed Army Hospital Scandal took No. 5, illustrated with a “G.I. Woe — Forgotten Warrior” action figure, sporting an amputated leg.

Number 4

No. 4 was a gift that keeps on giving: Britney Spears. Noting that 2007 was “a real show-stopper” even by her standards, Mad quips, “Leave it to Britney to lose her babies before losing her baby weight.”

Number 3

Radio host Don Imus was No. 3 for the “nappy-headed hos” remark that “cost the wrinkled old geezer his job.”

Number 2

George W. Bush took second place by breaking the presidential record for time off — with a year left in his term. “If FDR took off that much time … you’d be reading this introduction in German while munching on strudel.”

Number 1

Fighting his way to the No. 1 spot is Michael Vick, whom Mad’s “usual gang of idiots” calls “the most hated man in America.” The Falcons quarterback was sentenced to 23 months for running a dogfighting kennel where he drowned and electrocuted losing dogs. “Too bad the NFL doesn’t have a similar policy for losing quarterbacks,” Mad opines.

• Good news! Peter Jackson will be the producer of ‘The Hobbit’. And there will be not one, but two movies! The only thing is we’ll have to wait until 2010 and 2011.
• Britney Spears 16-year-old sister, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.
• Amy Winehouse got arrested. What more can I say?
• Pamela Anderson filed for divorce then changed her mind. What the hell? Maybe she has watched Enchanted.

• Beckham scores his first goal for Galaxy. Hurray! That goal costs Galaxy $32.5 million! Unless he scores another 31 goals, which would make it $1 million per goal. LoL!
• Foxy Brown got arrested for assault while Linday Lohan is sued and Britney Spears is being called a lesbian. Awesome. So scandalous!

• Britney shaves bald for Lunar New Year, perhaps.
• Prince Harry to fight in Iraq. For six months.
• Hugh Grant splits with girlfriend. Apparently, they don’t play the same tune.

• Stop eating that beef! Red meat may increase breast cancer risk.
• Sony says PS3 can’t play older version games properly.
• Britney’s back with a new look and new boobs!

• Zune doesn’t live up to expectation. Everything is limited.
• Low-carb diet may reduce coronary disease risk in women.
• Britney’s fans love the split after Britney sent I Wnt 2 Dvrce U to Kevin via text message

• Microsoft’s Virtual Earth 3D is much inferior than Google Earth.
• Britney Spears is divorcing. Poor Federline juniors, and senior.
• Got lice? Use a hot hair dryer.