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What’s your real age?

We all know biological age and real age is different based on your lifestyle and other factors. Why not take the test to find out your real age?

Check out your “real” age

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Steps

1. Determine how many times a week you eat or want chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 or 10.
• Let’s say you eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won’t tell).
2. Multiply that number by 2.
• 8 x 2 = 16
3. Add 5 to the previous result.
• 16 + 5 = 21
4. Multiply that by 50.
• 21 x 50 = 1050
5. Add 1757 if you’ve had a birthday this year. If you haven’t had a birthday this year, add 1756.
• Let’s say your birthday hasn’t passed yet.
• 1050 + 1756 = 2806
6. Subtract your birth year.
• Assuming you were born in 1975…
• 2806 - 1975 = 831
7. You’ll end up with a 3 digit number, the first digit (in the hundreds place) is how many times a week you eat or want chocolate (the number you specified in the first step). The next two numbers are your age!

Warnings: This will only work in 2007! For 2008, in Step 5, add 1758 if your birthday went by and 1757 if it didn’t yet.

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