Entries from March 2010 ↓

Animal Kingdom (2010) Trailer

Animal Kingdom is a movie that tells the story of seventeen year-old J (Josh) as he navigates his survival amongst an explosive criminal family and the detective who thinks he can save him. Starring Guy Pearce, Ben Mendelsohn, Joel Edgerton, Luke Ford, James Frecheville, Animal Kingdom opens in June 2010 in Australia.

Better Shop Online TV Commercial

This is why you should shop online. Caution: Violence ahead. Hilarious!

Galatic Empire State of Mind

Check out Galatic Empire State of Mind with Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, uh… Darth Vader and Princess Leia. Hilarious.

Lyrics: –

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Yeah
No longer Anakin
Formerly a Skywalker
Son’s next rebel hero
But I’ll be Sith forever
I’m the newest Dark lord And since my training years
I can choke from anywhere
Yeah my force is everywhere Used to run with Obi Wan We were both best buds foreva
But after three movies Now I’ve got a blood vendetta Grew up on Tatooine
No vegetation Catch me rolling through the cosmos in a moon-like station to Leia’s home nation Death Star wrecks it Now princess knows, Vader ain’t one to mess with
Flying through the trenches
Blasting rebel noobies
What happened to the fat one
Think he died of heart disease All that’s left is this guy
Chasing him in my TIE I won’t deny That his force is pretty damn high
Damn i just got wiped out
Falcon shot the back of me
Spinning into outerspace
But I’ll be back definitely

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS]
In Star Wars Empire is out to find Leia Death star plans in R2 Shoot the exhaust port Kenobi may now be see-through
But the force is within Luke
Let’s hear it for new hope, new hope, new hope
[Vader: You're welcome Obi Wan... I made you a ghost!]

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Catch me rockin boots and a cape like superman
Hell, I made wearing black more famous than that Jay-Z can
You should know I’d find you, hiding out at Echo
Now I got a Blizzard Force eliminate you quick yo
Welcome to the planet Hoth AT-ATs hit the spot Walking tanks are too legit
But they fall down a lot Check the front, check the back, cant find the Falcon yet
We need them all alive, so no disintegrations Boba Fett 8 million asteroids, where’d your little ship go?
Get me to Cloud City, I got Lando on my payroll
Me I gotta double check if carbonite’s ok If freezin’s safe for Han
Doing Luke the same way
New deal Lando
Ain’t no pardon
Kid blew up my boys
Rest in peace Moff Tarkin
Turns out we are family
Embrace your dark fate
Dad and son together, yo No way the emperor’s safe, cause…

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Now Han Solo’s a coffee table
There’s nothing Luke can do [Vader: Should've joined me, bro!]
He’s on Dagobah
With some dyslexic Jedi dude
Right hand still got sliced through Looks like they struck back, struck back, struck back

[DARTH VADER/JAY-Z]
Lightsabers grinding
Palpatine’s smiling
Cause he knew it would come to this The light side is blind with casualties
Who do evil casually, then gradually become worse
Don’t fight your destiny
Wasn’t a great dad, true
Absent all the while
No happy times behind us, and plus, now I’m killin’ you
Keep fencing mister, ’cause now I sense a sister
You don’t go bad, maybe I’ll enlist her
Now Emperor wants you, only wants me rubbed out You controlled your anger, stayed light side devout Watch out kid, he’s got lightning bolts to immolate Uh-uh, hell no, daddy powers activate
End this prune with a badass murder suicide
Bald headed, mask off, heart melted kid you were right Burn all my gear so those Ewoks can’t wear it again
Do it, I’ll be watching you, a ghost, name of Anakin

[PRINCESS LEIA/ALICIA KEYS] In Star Wars
Destroy new Death Star’s generator
Ewoks to the rescue
Blast through to the core
This Regime’s gonna be brand new
Galactic Empire’s through
The Jedi have returned, returned, returned

Obama and McCain – Dance Off!

This might be old but I still find this video funny. Watch Obama and McCain dance off!

Watchspot Is Going to Change the World

Clockspot is an online time clock that enable employee time tracking by phone or computer. It lets employees to clock in and out anywhere.

Clockspot is currently organizing a contest (where winners get to win an iPad) with the following topic: -

If you were responsible for producing the next revolutionary technology, what would it be?
How would you use Clockspot to help your endeavor?

Watchspot

Introducing Watchspot, the next state-of-the-art innovation that is going to "Change the World".

Wristwatch
Wristwatch (Photo credit: The Future of Things)

Watchspot uses a wristwatch (or a bracelet) combines with web technology.

What It Does?

Watchspot monitors a person’s health thoroughly and keep track of his or her records on an online website. The wristwatch is interconnected to the human body and a highly sophisticated computer system. Watchspot is able to: -

  • Watch your daily intake of calories and the calories you burn
  • Record down your daily activities in video format through a small camera on the wristband watch
  • Help you to lose weight by recommending the daily calories intake based on your daily activities
  • Help you to lose weight by recommending the daily activities you can take (i.e. Run for 10 minutes, Swim 15 laps) based on your daily calories intake
  • Record down your blood type, your normal pulse, your blood pressure, your BMI among others
  • Serve as a medical record in hospitals/clinics
  • Save your life when the need arises by alerting hospitals or police departments

Watchspot Full Diagram
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How It Works?

Watchspot uses breakthrough technology of a microchip embedded in a wristwatch or bracelet and is interconnected to an online profile on a website. It is Bluetooth-enabled to let you share health information with doctors or personal trainers on the spot. It has a camera which automatically record a video of yourself when your heartbeat/pulse changes tremendously and send the video to store in your online profile. Watchspot also uses GPS technology in the wristwatch (or bracelet).

Integrates with Clockspot

Watchspot can be integrated with Clockspot, the online timesheet to further enhance its tracking abilities. Through the integration, you can enable sharing of your daily sports/gym activities with your co-workers and employers. In return, you can organize a tennis match together, or let your employers know you have clocked out for a gym workout instead of stealing time for something else (since Watchspot has the ability to record your activities through its camera technology and your whereabouts through its GPS). With the integration, employers will know you’re in the location you’re supposed to be or whether you really went for a full marathon after you complaint your feet ache because of a marathon.

Scenarios

Imagine the world where many lives are at stake but with Watchspot revolutionary technology, many lives can be saved.

In Case of Emergencies

Imagine a man is dying because of lost of blood and are in need of a donor with a rare blood type. With Watchspot, you have almost your entire medical record available in your wristband watch and your online profile, which is interconnected to all the hospitals worldwide. And the location of the available donors are in your fingertips.

Assist Criminal Investigations

Watchspot can be your lifesaver when the need arises. With its high-tech video technology, the videos recorded by Watchspot can be a vital evidence for criminal investigations as well since Watchspot automatically record a video of yourself or your surrounding when your heartbeat/changes and even if the criminal trashes the watch or bracelet, he won’t be able to retrieve the videos sent to your online profile.

Act As Personal Doctor/Nurse

Watchspot can also be used to monitor an elder person’s health or a person just recovering from a surgery. When his or her pulse changes tremendously, a signal is sent to the person’s online profile, which in return is monitored by a doctor or a nurse in a hospital. And in case of emergency, the signal will trigger the need to send an ambulance without the need of the person’s actual whereabout (since it has GPS technology and since not everyone’s at his/her home or office all the time).

Lost in the Woods

If you ever get lost in the woods, Watchspot can be a livesaver as it has a GPS to tell your whereabout and you can send an emergency signal to Watchspot and rescue will be on the way.

Conclusion

There are of course, many other scenarios imaginable. With so many benefits, Watchspot is going to "Change the World". However, it has one fallback though. If anyone planning on cheating on his/her wife/husband, please take off the wristwatch/bracelet because the watch/bracelet has the ability to record down videos of your activities when your pulse changes. LoL!

Watch this video of Heroes’ Peter and Claire with Finger Eleven’s "Change the World". Enjoy!