- He is the only man who has never been compared to the man she could have married.
- He had no in-laws to drop in.
- There was no Jones for him to keep up with.
- There were no credit cards or shopping centers.
- He never had his dinner interrupted by window salesmen.
- He got away with wearing a simple wardrobe.
- He never had to shovel snow.
- If he had gone bald, who would have known it wasn’t normal?
- There were no “standard weight and height” tables and the word “fat” meant good.
- When God asked “Adam, where are you?” he replied, “The woman you gave me was reading the map.”
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