Fastest Thing in the World

SANTA SINGH from Punjab University and three other guys from Harvard, Yale, MIT all were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: It’s light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It’s the Thought; b’cos thought is so fast it comes instantly
in your mind.
MIT guy: It’s Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: It’s Loose motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa’s reply, asked) “WHY”?
SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

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