Steps
- Determine how many times a week you eat or want chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 or 10.
- Let’s say you eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won’t tell).
- Multiply that number by 2.
- 8 x 2 = 16
- Add 5 to the previous result.
- 16 + 5 = 21
- Multiply that by 50.
- 21 x 50 = 1050
- Add 1757 if you’ve had a birthday this year. If you haven’t had a birthday this year, add 1756.
- Let’s say your birthday hasn’t passed yet.
- 1050 + 1756 = 2806
- Subtract your birth year.
- Assuming you were born in 1975…
- 2806 - 1975 = 831
- You’ll end up with a 3 digit number, the first digit (in the hundreds place) is how many times a week you eat or want chocolate (the number you specified in the first step). The next two numbers are your age!
Warnings: This will only work in 2007! For 2008, in Step 5, add 1758 if your birthday went by and 1757 if it didn’t yet.
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